Pooh-edPoo-d-Verb-When you're the hottest chick in your college and yet you don't get any attention from your crush.
Basanti-zonedbuh-sunt-tee-zohn-d-Verb-When you meet a hot girl at a bar and you build up your hopes but never end up seeing her again.
Fund-illionaireFuh-und-il-yo-ne-re-Adjective-When your millionaire family is running out of ways to spend their money.
DaddichotomyDah-Dye-Cho-Tommy-Noun-When you love your father AF but you also hate him because you don't want no for an answer.
Camillar-DisorderKa-Me-La-r-Di-Sor-Der-Noun-A behavioural disorder that makes the girl want you but mostly want your money.
Jaanu-fiedJaa-an-oo-ph-ied-Noun-Overcome by love for your significant other to the level where cheesy words are OK to use.